(Source: twitter.com)
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Crissle got an entire column dedicated to me on TweetDeck so she can piss out the flame every time I turn on the gas stove to cook.
@CorporateBarbie
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$14,000 for a funeral? Just throw me in a dumpster. Let the birds eat me.
@YolieTheJew
(Source: twitter.com)
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Y’all should be inner-city high school guidance counselors with the way y’all crush dreams.
@CorporateBarbie
(Source: twitter.com)
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Twitlonger is the Khloe Kardashian of tweets. No one’s checking for it.
@YolieTheJew
(Source: twitter.com)
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This oatmeal tastes like skinny. (throws it against the wall) YOU SLUTTY WHORE BITCH, WHY DON’T YOU HAVE ENOUGH SUGAR?! … This oatmeal and I are in an abusive relationship.
@LeeLeePotatoes
(Source: twitter.com)
| Random Broad: | You think you all that. |
|---|---|
| @CorporateBarbie: | Yes, bitch. I have self-esteem. |
| Random Broad: | You think you are so cute. |
| @CorporateBarbie: | Yes, bitch. I have mirrors. |
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Steven Tyler is such a lady. I know he has a closet full of Louboutins.
@DollarMenuTweet
(Source: twitter.com)
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If I tweet something, don’t chop it up to fit your 140 characters. Just hit the retweet button. Shit makes me look like I can’t spell.
@YolieTheJew
(Source: twitter.com)
